He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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