let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
