ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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