he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
