Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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