Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
