Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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