oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Randomize
