found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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