Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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