so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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