But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
