yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
