what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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