pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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