i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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