Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The struggles of a small town man whore
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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