the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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