Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
