I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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