Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize
