i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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