***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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