Well douche your snatch and let's go!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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