The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
this will be a night to untag.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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