I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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