You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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