Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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