Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
