Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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