i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
