Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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