The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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