I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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