Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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