you guys were way drunker than both of me
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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