is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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