I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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