its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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