Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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