Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
