Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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