She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am one with the molecules
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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