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Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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