I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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