who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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