They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Randomize
