Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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