is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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