You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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